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Our mascot is
the cooter
mas'cot, n. Any person, animal, or thing supposed to bring good luck by being present. [French mascotte, from Provencal mascot, diminutive of masco, sorcerer, literally, a mask.]
coo'ter, n. Any of the various fresh-water turtles usually found in the Southern United States. [West African kuta. French cootre;]
Our talisman is
the scarecrow
tal'is man, n.Something supposed to have magic power or supposed to keep evil away, or bring good luck, etc. [French and Spanish talisman; Arabic tilsam, a magic figure, a horoscope, from Greek telesma, incantation.]
scare'crow, n. Anything set up to scare intruders, usually a crude figure of a human dressed in old ragged clothes.
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Together the cooter and the scarecrow
form an unstopable force capable
of uniting the universe or destroying it all.
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Heed the words that I say:
"I am immortal and unstopable
and I want you to join The Cooters Army! |
The scarecrow's vital info...
Name: Supreme Cooter
Also Known As: The Commissioner of Chaos, the Harvester of Heavy, the Builder of Bad-Ass
Gender: unknown
Method of transportation: Cootersaurus
Weapons: Chaos arrow, magic crows, Cootersaurus
Superpowers: mind control, giagantism, ability to control nature, fire breath
First known apperance: ...after something fell out of the sky in 1993 near Abbeville, Mississppi
Other activities: Prank phone calls, and teaching The Cooters the proper technics of timeless rocknroll!
All the ladies know... I'm actually quite sensitive underneath my mask
Favorite expression I use: "Let it be written!"
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Let it be written:
"The sound of The Cooters
is that of the Supreme Cooter! |
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Supreme Cooter says,
"The four corners of the globe are reunited! North, South, East, and Westerly winds are blowing simultaneously! They are howling, "Long live The Cooters! Viva The Cooters!"
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