illustration by Robby Palmertree
concept by Newt Rayburn
The Supreme Cooter vital info... Name: The Supreme Cooter
Also Known As: The Commissioner of Chaos, the Harvester of Heavy, the Builder of Bad-Ass Gender: unknown Weapon: Chaos arrow, magic crows Superpowers: mind control, ability to control nature Favorite method of transportation: Cootersaurus First known apperance: After something fell out of the sky in 1993 Other activities I partake: probing, prank phone calls, and teaching The Cooters the proper technics of intergalactic rocknroll! All the ladies know... I'm actually quite sensitive underneath my hood Favorite expression I use: "Let it be written!"
Let it be written:
"The sound of the Cooters is that of the Supreme Cooter!
