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The Cooters are currently accepting internet orders through PayPal. Click on "Add to Cart" on any item to add to your shopping cart. Then click "Checkout" to complete your credit card order. You do not need a Paypal account to order. All internet orders are shipped immediately. If you'd rather order by postal mail, here is a printable order sheet. "The Moon Will Rise Again" is also available online from StonerRock.com, Profane Existence, Interpunk.com, Amazon.com, CDBaby, and CDStreet. Thanks so much for supporting independent music!

The Cooters
"The Moon Will Rise Again"
compact disc
$10.00 postage paid in the USA

Four years in the making, “The Moon Will Rise Again” is the newest release by the Cooters (released October 2002). Recorded at Memphis’s famed Ardent Studios by producer Rick Clark (Alex Chilton, Big Star), the album also features Memphis legend Jim Spake on baritone sax (Ray Charles, Chuck Berry, Jerry Lee Lewis), and special guest, Brad Boatright (From Ashes Rise). This album blurs the line between metal and punk, spiced up with garage, rockabilly, swing, prank phone calls, and a healthy dose of that sticky green stuff. Released in collaboration with Grammy nominated independent label T-Bones Records, the Cooters have worked hard to bring this album to you. Produced and paid for by the band, this album is a DIY release, produced the old fashioned way: by gigs, day jobs, garage sales, blood, sweat, tears, and even a stint in the Mississippi penitentiary.


"Invasion of The Cooters"
compact disc
$10.00 postage paid in the USA.

The 1995 recordings from Easley Studios in Memphis, Tennessee. Featuring 60 minutes of Cooters music, including "The Gooch," "Wheels in Motion," "Faulkner's Revenge," and "Kill Them With Kindness," plus the classic cover of Judas Priest's "Breakin the Law!" and many more!



The Cooters
Skull & Crossbones T-shirts

$12.00 postage paid in the USA

Check it out! Brand new for 2004, these kick-ass Cooters Skull & Crossbones shirts are the ultimate rocknroll t-shirt!

We have Small, Medium, Large, and X-large, in stock today! Plus, we have "Baby Doll" girl shirts in Medium and Large!!!

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The Cooters Skull & Crossbones Hats
$10.00 postage paid in the USA

Check it out! Brand new Cooters Hats! Featuring our new Cooter Skull & Crossbones, these hats are a serious whoop-ass assessory! Sleek and edgy, one size fits all.

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The Cooters Turtle T-shirts
$12.00 postage paid in the USA

The Cooters Turtle T-Shirts are back in stock! Choose "stonewashed green with black ink" or our famous Mardi Gras colored "purple shirt with gold ink." Each shirt has one print on the front.

We have Small, Medium, Large, and X-large, in stock today!

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The Cooters
"Dice & Cards" T-shirts

$15.00 postage paid in the USA
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The Cooters T-Shirts feature the "Dice" logo on the front and the "Royal Flush Cooters Cards" on the back. These high quality short sleeve black shirts have two prints on front and back in white ink. We have Small, Medium, Large, X-large, and XX-large in stock today!

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All prices are postage paid!

If you'd rather send your order to us by postal mail,
please write out your order and send a money order.

The Cooters
Post Office Box 443
Oxford, Mississippi 38655 USA

Make everything payable to "The Cooters"
All orders are filled within two days of receipt, except however, if you send a personal check. It will have to clear the bank before sending order (may take one extra week).

If you have questions about your order,
contact Cooters Headquarters and we will help you
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