Every four years elections are held for the leader of the "United States." The media constantly bombards the public with propaganda and "wholesome" images of the two political parties which have run this country for longer than most of us have even been alive. We are led to believe that two candidates are all a country needs for a democratic election. However, when only 30 to 40% of the voting population actually casts a ballot, how can anyone call this a "democratic election?" The media calls the non-voting population "apathetic," but more likely, this is a signal that most of us are fed up with out-of-touch polititians and the two-party bias portrayed by the elitist media. Make no mistake, by not voting, we are letting "them" win and the is the trap the majority of the population has sprung over and over again.

The Cooters share this pessimism about Federal politics, but instead of acting apethetic, we cast our own ballot for someone who we feel deserves office just as much as any of those other candidates: RAW COOTER. You may laugh, but if every disillusioned, frustrated, angry voter wrote in Raw Cooter on the November ballot, the message to the media and government would be loud and clear: "Quit giving us a load of bullshit, or we'll give you Raw Cooter!" After all, they are the one who screwed up this country, not us.

If you're not convinced Raw Cooter can run this country just as well as all those other bozos, don't worry. It would take and act of God for Raw to win.  But hey, you sure will look cool with a "Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Raw Cooter" t-shirt and bumper sticker!